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Really, with a name like that, you don't need a lot of physical description.

He might look like this:
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Scene: An older man (scouting for the press) comes around the corner, looks the character dead in the eye, and then shouts over his shoulder "Not this way, check back that other way".

He turns back, and with a wink asks "Are you kids OK?"

My name is Stanislaw McGillicuddy, at your service, but you can call me Dan. Most everybody does.

(side information available) He is recruiting for the ship Red Rubys Red Roaring Revenge. For whatever reason, he has decided to let the players go.